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Very Funny Wine Quotes
Very funny wine quotes for us wine lovers. Wine has been around for a very long time. Come to find out it is good for us ( like we didn’t know). Lets have some fun with this Very Funny Wine Quotes.

Very Funny Wine Quotes
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When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
~Samuel Johnson
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
~Benjamin Franklin
What is the definition of a good wine? It should start and end with a smile.
~William Sokolin
Wine is at the head of all medicines; where wine is lacking, drugs are necessary.
~Talmud
Very Funny Wine Quotes
A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.
~Kathy Mattea
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
~Charles Baudelaire
Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.
~Basil Bunting
I have lived temperately….I double the doctor’s recommendation of a glass and a half wine each day and even treble it with a friend.
~ Thomas Jefferson
If your heart is warm with happiness, you’ll need a glass – if sorrow chills your heart, have two!
~ Hannu Lehmusvuori
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of wine.
~Unknown Author
Very Funny Wine Quotes
I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
~ W.C. Fields
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
~ Louis Pasteur
Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
~ Alexander Pope
A waltz and a glass of wine invite an encore.
~ Johann Strauss
When you ask one friend to dine,
Give him your best wine!
When you ask two,
The second best will do!”
~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?
~ Cardinal Richeleu
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