Funny Wine Jokes – A good sense of humor is best served sweet and short. With a quick wit and some great short jokes, the laughs come easily and swiftly. Add some wine to the mix and you have some really funny things to say.
Funny Wine Jokes
Funny Wine Jokes
Funny Wine Jokes. Here are some funny wine related jokes for you to enjoy.
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Funny Wine Jokes ” Lets Gather At The River ” Funny Wine Jokes. A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”And then, finally, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” He sat down.The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: ‘Shall We Gather At the River.'”
- ” Be Specific ” Funny Wine Jokes. A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the best wine and best woman.Next moment, he had the best wine and Mother Theresa next to him.Moral: Be Specific.
- “English Will Kill You ” Funny Wine Jokes. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.
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Funny Wine Jokes
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Funny Wine Jokes ” Wrong Person ” Funny Wine Jokes. I was sitting with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, “I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”I said, “Is that you or the wine talking?”She said, “It’s me talking to the wine.
- ” First Impression ” Funny Wine Jokes. A drunk got on a bus one day and sat down next to a priest.The drunk stank of wine, his shirt was stained, his face was all red, and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple of minutes later, he asked the priest, “Father, what causes arthritis?”The priest replied, “Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man.”“Imagine that,” the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologised. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”“I don’t have arthritis, Father,” the drunk said, “but I just read in the paper that the Pope does.”
Funny Wine Jokes
- ” Holy Wine ” Funny Wine Jokes. A priest was driving down the road one day when got stopped by a cop.The cop smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.He said to the priest, “Father, have you been drinking?”The priest replied, “Only water, officer.”The cop then asked him, “Then why can I smell wine?”The priest looked at the bottle and said, “Good Lord! He’s done it again.”
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